GAAAME! SOBRANG ALIIIIW.

oi. gwapo/ganda/bakla/etat, may game akooo!

ganito.
think of an even number between 200 and 204.
think of another number between 300 and 400.
think of a third number between 500 and 700.
dont forget the first number.
forget the second number.
add the second and third number.
why did you remember the second number.
go add the first and second number.
you now have a 4th number.
go add the 4th number to the 5th number.
why dont you have a 5th number.
just add the 4th number and the second number.
i told you to forget the freakin second number!
just think of a new number.
why is it the same as the second number?
what is up with that number?
are you married to it?
get a freakin divorce and find another number.
let's just say you have 5,898,998,288,884 as your number.
divide it by two.
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get a freakin calculator.
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get the freakin batteries.
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wow, and you didn't even read the manual.
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just use 4.
go divide it by 2.
stop using the freakin calculator for that. it's 2.
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i said it's 2.
throw away your damn calculator NOW.
subtract 2 from the number.

now you have the number of balls in your crotch. but if you're a girl. don't subtract 2.

[english to kasi medyo mahirap naman sabihin na bawasan ng dalawa, idibayd ng 2. diba?]